the liangyi guy on the 9pm show (channel 8) is how gorgeous..... in a bad boy kinda way. the ah beng way. haha. yikes!!

for the someone who INSISTED that i put her picture up in my blog. 

and everything i see becomes green. 

my xbox babes in their powerpuff girls headband. 

the girls and their sexy pose. but tash.. sexy doesnt really spell kawaii? 

and tash says.. "okay now everybody do angry face!" 

kaikai says.. "everybody do sad face?" 

heineken green room! cain and i! skinhead... 

im still so sore about wanting to sleep and not going to ubin.

i hate sleeping. just because of sleep, i skipped ubin today.

WHY? cos by the time i went to sleep, it was already 5.30. and if i were to go to ubin.. i probably have to leave my house at 6.30am. so i decided not to go.

AND WHAT HAPPENS?

my ultimate cutest guy from school was in one of the other 2 classes that joined my class. AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH!!!! SQUEALS!!!!!!! he is like the ONLY cute guy in my school that ive seen around.

shorter than me.
damn fair.
hair quite long.
gorgeous eyes.
pretty pretty.

AHHHHHHH!!!!! plus that nice green bag. perfect! haha but all my classmates dont think that he's cute.

AGHHHHHHH........ growls....

just got home.

was kinda paid to club again tonight! heineken green room! yayy free beer and nice people! :) after that, went to zouk to meet the rest for TEN minutes before we went for supper....

i dont think im going to ubin! its so far! BEDOK! and yah i know. dont need passport.....

went to my sister's place just now. the girls are the sweetest!

ayee anyone want invites to zouk this friday. haha we've got alot.

i seriously thought we needed a passport to get into pulau ubin!

i mean isnt that like in indonesia or something??

smooth operator... ahh..

my mom is SO paranoid. she was changing my bedsheets and after putting everything nicely, she realised that the flowers on the sheets arent facing the door but facing the wall instead. (err okay unless you've seen my room i doubt you will really understand.) so she INSISTED on changing the sheets just cos the flowers arent facing the right direction. i mean is that being paranoid or what?!!

oh yah sweetie so glad for you. :) and damn no i am not spoilt.

okay so i was actually gonna blog about my horrible morning in the elevator. my sleepy day in school. my written test for artsmanagement. my want to stop clubbing. (NOT NEED! HAHA!) studying at hollandvillage and yadayada.

BUT....

dammit, another quake in asia.

An earthquake measuring a preliminary magnitude of 8.2 struck off the coast of Indonesia Monday -- on the same fault line that originated a December 26 earthquake that launched a deadly tsunami.

sigh. i am sure God as a purpose for this.

and, just when i wrote an essay on God, Arts and the Tsunami this afternoon. woohoo.

how could i forget to blog about this?

okay so yesterday i was walking thru the orchard underpass.
and there steven lim was.. with two pieces of paper stuck on his head, one infront and one behind.. advertising his site, stevenlim.net

publicity whore i swear.... but seriously.. i totally admire his guts. but.... WAHLAO..... yuck. i couldnt stop laughing once i saw him.

went to holland supposedly to study. but didnt really get much done! saw jessy though! plus point. havent seen her in ages! :)

eeee fishcakes are giving me nightmares!

sometimes i get this sudden urge to just cut my hair.

tell me im not insane. pPPppLLlLlleeEeeAaaAsSssEee?

i mean wouldnt it be quite fun to like cut your own hair?

i just realised that i have rebonded looking hair. no actually i didnt really realise it myself. i was forced to because after being asked "ayee you rebonded your hair?" a couple of times.. i noticed that sometimes i have really straight hair. but then again, sometimes i have really wavy hair that has curls at the wrong places.

so beks just sms-ed me from sydney..
"i just bought you something. haha you are going to tell me to fuck off when you see it."
.... gosh is it a vibrator?! no right? haha.. or is it a thong..
"ya im sure i can bring it back lah. i'll look like a bloody sicko under my intellectual disguise haha! nono its something useful that u can caress everyday!"

it sound so wrong lahh!!!

F.B.I - friends but intimate.

what a joke.

bangbangbangggggangbangggg. 

funnyfaces! check out my onedollar earrings! 

you're my partner you've gotta save me if someones shooting me. 

hello tigger.. i love you baby! 

caught Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous just now.

quite hilarious.

you are my partner youve gotta save me if someones shooting me..

happy easter! jesus loves you and so do i! (maybe sometimes i dont!)

7 sms-es. and somehow it was weird that all i hoped for was your message. but nah, there wasnt any from you.

heineken music. 

daphne, you know you should really start making the effort to try and remember people by their names and not what they were wearing the last time you saw them?

so on wednesday.. i saw this girl at phuture while i was walking to the back. she went.. "heyy remember me or not?" and i went "heyyy hellooo!" and the whole "how have you been okay see you around yadayada" went on.. and after that i went.. damn where the hell did i know her from? its either she was from stmargs, or she did the hairshow last may with me, or or or... perhaps she was a friend's friend or something. but damn.. for all we know, perhaps we were both just acting the whole heyyhellohowareyou crap when we dont even know the opposite partys name.

and so last night, i was at the bus interchange waiting for 700. and then this guy walks past.. and goes damn loudly.. "heyy daphne!" and i went.. "heyyy hellooo" and in my mind was like shit shit whats his name. the only thing i remember about him was that he is edric's friend and we went tanning once. and that was last year feb! but after much recollection.. i remembered his name. but only after we said bye. haha.

but the ppl at black r realli ugly and dance like gorillas


i think i have the funniest friends!!

but the ppl at black r realli ugly and dance like gorillas


i think i have the funniest friends!

just got home! wheee!

i think i have one of the best "part time" jobs around.
i get paid 10 bucks an hour. (no cpf bitch)
i sit down. listen to good music. get free heineken. am able to smoke. cab fare can be claimed.

so what more can i ask for? :)

experienced some funny stuff today.
some random guy who dances infront of the projector.. puts his heineken bottle there. dancedance.
some indian guy who kept trying to talk to cat and i. when we dont even bother replying him.
some random guy who talked to cat and i for like 10 minutes. yadayada. but after that, we dont even know what the hell he was rambling about.
some super bimbo girl who asked me to look after her gucci tote for her cos its her 'sayang'.
three indo guys we saw at spices. 1 of whom we've not seen in ages. they sat down with us.. (one was drunk) spoke very loudly and hell did we wanna get outta the place.
some girls dancing like as though its part of a formation.
fiona xie is hothothot.
najip ali came to us and said.. hello.. can i deposit myself here please?

"ey lets go to chinablack soon."
-rolling my eyes- whatever for?
"haha damn long never go already. go like we're underaged!"
yah sure.. why dont you say we go down to boatquay.. see which club will offer us with the cheapest drinks and the most number of people they will admit in underaged?

enough said. bed time..

mommy dearest!!!! 

bev and i at my place! 

miss low and i! :) 

i think we look quite mabok here.. haha. 

the ex mambo people. mambo mambo.. 

happier moments. 

I MISS MY HAIR................. :( 

haha i took this off a computer. the partnersincrime were playing around with the webcam at her place. haha. 

go to max affairs for a quick wax. the fastest wax-er in town. they wax anywhere, everywhere! chest, buttocks, footsie, nipples.. etc etc. (HAHA this is supposed to be a joke.. go check out the shop at holland. next to subway. the flyer is hilarious.) 

starbucks and coffeebean uses the same ashtrays! 

blowing bubbles into your mochalatte is bad. 

for your information, for first time you saw her.. that was the first time i saw her too. and now great, just blame me for even 'forcing' you to zouk that wednesday.

my bad.

my bad for WALKING AWAY last night. i already told you through countless sms-es that i will NOT encourage you in any manner. and when asked what will i do if i see you at zouk, i already told you that i will say hi and then join my friends. which is the exact thing that i did.

this is childish shit.

tasha's call to me brightened up my day! :) shes such an angel lah she.

"hello aunty daph.. can you come over now? i miss you.."

just got home!

zouk with the usual bunch of people today! yeeeehah.

going to some heineken green room thingy tomorrow. or rather later. from 10pm till 4am.. not there to party. but to work! haha helping jer out.

and can my boobs not be the topic of conversation ppPPPPlLlLLeeEeeAaaAassSsseEee! hahaha.

okay quite tired.. partnerincrime we didnt get to mambo today! :(

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

even though the sound of it
is something quite attrocious
if you say it loud enough
you'll aways sound precocious

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!!! :)

you make me manjaaaaaaaaaaaa....

directions.
i need directions.

i just slept for 12 hours. so screwed.

can you rock my world without breaking my heart?

you are everything, and everything is you.

drama sia.

had dinner with my mom just now.

really miss her company.

"did korkor call?"
no..

total opposites. the seven year itch.

on the bus ride home today, i saw a jap guy spanking an indian guy's ass. they are friends. not sure if they are partners.. but i think the indian guy said something naughty. so the jap guy spanked his ass. PIAKK. damn loud.. and the indian guy started giggling. wahlao....

im very upset cos calvin and jimmy said i have ugly hair.

went for e3 instead of youth today.

it was a good refreshing change.. i kinda liked it. so did cain..

went to ailing's place after service with misslow and cain. quite funny seeing the slideshows of food! and trucks............... hahah.

went to cut my hair.
now i have suaku hair. but i kinda like it in a way.. heh. thank you mel korkor.. :)

you are right.. if only.

the ditzys at checkers! haha.

min and the long walk. heh.

work sucks. big time. agh.

holland tonight was good. :) thank you miss low for your constant reality checks.

my mom is the cutest. she went out with her sisters, bought 5 green tops.
1 each for my sis, me, tasha, kyra and herself.

ROY TEO!!! DONT EVER DO THAT TO ME IN ZOUK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROWLS!!!!!!

zouk was packed.......

DAMN i should have attended art theory. they were watching madonna videos that are banned in singapore!!!!! dammit!!!! madonna, think vouge, material girl. whooosh! provocative stuff. ahhh good stuff and i missed it! ahh. :(

and apparently today, my full of provocative comments art theory lecturer questioned the class of girls... which one of you has kissed a girl before, and i mean french kiss. hahahhaa. ooooooo. no comments.

im still sleepy. and bev is coming over tonight again! :)
and beks is coming over later before zouk! :)
and the ditzys are meeting on friday! :)
and im bringing tasha out tomorrow! :)

on monday night, past midnight.. wait. so okay that makes it tuesday morning..

i received an sms that made me tear.

only sms-es from 2 people makes me tear. my sister. my brother.

guess who sms-ed "i miss you too, girl"

sigh. lately ive been having nightmares, and they scare me even in the day.
like last night, i dreamt of running. i was running away. running running running. and i dreamt of ghosts and all. shit this is so bad.

webcamming is so fun! so fun so fun so fun!!!!!!!! :)

met beks for supper just now. where else.. checkers where the people prolly know us already. yesss? hahha. so basically...... the ditzys are quite screwed. hahahahha... not in that way..........

its so tempting to cut my hair....

hahahha lately alot of people said to me. "ayee your hair damn long now!" like duh i havent been cutting it in 3 months!!!!!

i am very cynical. so sue me?

partner in crime!!!!! 

before gotham at cine at the spot where everyone fell! hahaha.